Dear Linley
You’re right. I am courting your affections (along with the other 50,000 voters in Wellington Central). I am glad you’ve taken notice of my ardour. It is genuine. What more must I do to persuade you (and 50,000 others) to listen to my poetry?
All I ask is a vote (or two) on Election Day. I won’t go away, like all the others. I’ll be here, working for you (and the 50,000 others). I promise to stop pursuing you (and 50,000 others) after the Election. Until then….
Yours earnestly
Stephen
PS I’m pacifying Catharine, but she need not know how you vote.
Stephen you have stolen my heart also. My lover’s also. He and I will vote for you. Two ticks fro our hearts. That’s just another 49,998 to go. We will put out the word.